Do We Live In A Civilized Society?

Look -- I've got a pretty radical announcement to make right now. All right, are you sitting down? Are you driving in the slow lane?

I want conservatives and Christians to not give to charities this Christmas. Yeah, I said, not give to charities this Christmas. That's right. I want conservatives and Christians to stop donating your money, with one exception: anything to help the military is fine, because God knows the government isn't doing their fair share.

You know, I've given this a lot of thought, and I believe the right thing to do this Christmas is not to give. Don't give to the homeless shelters or the soup kitchens, or this or that.

Rick Roberts, right-wing asshole