A Message from My Friends at the NRCC

The campaign for President is close. Thursday's Fox News poll had John McCain within three points

Okay, you're already off on the wrong foot. The only explanation for Obama's lead being only 3 points in a Fox News poll is because no one at Fox can count over 50.

And dozens of House races are toss-ups and too close to call.

Uh, you're going to lose the overwhelming majority of them. Be prepared.

The Democratic Party and Barack Obama have spent unprecedented amounts of money to destroy conservatives and turn out liberal voters. Early voting is at record numbers across the country, which is a sign of a huge turnout this year.

Never heard the NRCC complain when they had the cash advantage. Is it a bad thing when the other guy does it? And yes, turnout will be huge. Better step up your voter suppression program.

We must do everything we can to make sure we get every Republican, Republican leaning independent and discerning Democrat to the polls. As you have seen before, the on-the-ground campaign programs we do to turn out voters can make a difference.

No discerning Democrat would vote for the McCain-Palin ticket. You can have Joe Lieberman, and that's all you get.

Your $25,$50 or whatever you can contribute will fund the critical turnout programs that make a difference.

Your contribution will help fund our last GOTV phone calls...campaign materials or poll workers...gas for the cars and vans that provide rides to the polls...food for the wonderful volunteers that are giving their time over the next four days...and, making sure our legal teams are ready for any election related issues.

GOTV phone calls? You mean robocalls, right? I enjoyed reading earlier this week on FivethirtyEight.com that one of your offices was being manned by 2 callers. How much can lunch for that staff cost?

And I'm certainly not contributing money to pay for their lunch. Why should I help buy lunch for rich Republicans?

What do you mean, all Republicans aren't rich. Of course they are! If they weren't rich they wouldn't be supporting McCain's tax plan over Obama's. I guess the hidden good news is, that once Obama becomes president they can afford to buy their own lunch. Maybe they can buy their lunch on credit until the Obama plan goes into effect.

These are all critical to our campaigns -- from the top of the ticket to local races -- and to our fighting back against Barack Obama and the Democrats' onslaught.

I know you will agree with me that we cannot allow for a liberal takeover of government by Barack Obama, Nancy Pelosi, and Harry Reid. There is simply too much at stake for the future of America.

Tom Cole, MC
Chairman

Let me give you another little hint. If the chair of your fundraising arm is from Oklahoma, you're already fucked!

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